Written by Monkey Woods
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Wednesday, 10 December 2008

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Collaberation or aberration?

Peter Mandelson, or, to give him his full title, Lord Mandelson of Hartlepool, has this morning unveiled details of his very own festive culinary delights, Mandelson's Mincer PiesTM.

The pies are the result of a recent collaberation with TV chef and loudmouth, Gordon Ramsay, and will go on sale in Marks & Spencer and other major supermarkets from next Monday.

Lord Mandelson is well known in mincing circles, and the pies are sure to be a suckcess (sic) amongst the gay community, as well as with other who might fancy trying mincing for a 'nice change'.

Christmas Day is usually on December 25th.

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