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Monday, 8 December 2008

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"Piss off Cambo"

In a new employment initiative announced yesterday the UK government announced that it is to set up a chain of 200 recruitment agencies.

The recruiters will recruit more recruiters for more recruitment agencies until there is a recruitment agency in every small town and village in the land. "This will be huge, gushed pioneer recruiter Jim Gotitinthenecky, we will be recruiting recruiters for evermore, it's the saviour for us and the economy!"

The plan is eventually expected to employ 562104 people directly, with another 2106382 employed in support services such as coffee, cakes, advertising and comfy chairs.

Challenged in the house by opposition leader David Cameron, that "This is all bollocks mate, there is no wealth creation here for the nation" Our Gordy, with his characteristic mouth action thing going on, countered with, "Piss off, Cambo, the bankers got away with it for decades, I'll be long gone when this little puppy comes home to roost!".

The US government is taking a keen interest in the scheme and is rumoured to be reconsidering it's bailout of the big 3 auto companies in favour of a similar scheme based in and growing out of Detroit.

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