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Monday, 14 January 2002

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Bill Gates has decided to do a bit of HTML programming here in the UK today!

Bill was seen in the early hours of this morning requesting that he does HTML programming and in return his customers give him some food!

We asked Mr Gates what he was doing and he replied: "After the launch of Windows Compressed Millennium NT server Edition (Windows MECENT) Microsoft has gone down the pan.

Then when we moved into producing Toilet Paper with the Windows Logo on we knew the company was going to go bankrupt."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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