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Topics: Turkey, perfume, Kebab

Thursday, 4 December 2008

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Smell Like This - Pull A Fat Bird - No Problem

Turkish businessman and kebab shop proprietor Ali Bullo today launched his Eau De Kebab line of cologne in a West End department store.

'This line is a hands down winner,' said Ali Bullo. 'It's a proper cologne with the subtle aroma of doner kebab, char-grilled lamb, chilli sauce, onions, garlic, and smoke.'

Muffty Bullo, Ali's brother added:

'My brother he very good businessman. He see that chubby white English girls have a thing about kebab cutters. So he market this product for English boys so that they too can smell like kebab shop and attract chubby white English girls. Especially when they very drunk.'

Ali Bullo, when asked if he intended to branch out further into the smelly stuff business said:

'It's very exciting. I have chemist now working on Eau De Night Bus Driver Cologne. It will probably smell like stale beer and blood.'

That's bound to be a slapper magnet we say.

More as we get it.

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