Mr Bumble better known as Work and Pensions Secretary Purcell has reached his limit with the shiftless toddlers and their lazy lout mums in the UK:" On John Bull's island, we all pull our share!", Bumble said.
Purcell's proposals to put to hard labor lone parents, their kiddies and "incapacity claimants fit to work" with either one partially working limb, eye or sphincter comes from the research of Paul " Fagin" Gregg.
Gregg told the press that he has personally trained the disabled toddlers, lone parents and incap claimers of London to perform socially beneficial tasks: " These loafers are just fakin' it and my research shows that they can be quite serviceable doorstops, fishing lures and store window dollies...to mention only a few!"
The queen is expected to fire a broadside on Bumble and Fagin's Good Ship Forced Labor tommorow:
" Most of my ancestors and relatives has never done a lick o' labor and look where it's got us...with crowns and gowns and the like! The least we can do for our poor is some free gruel at an all you care to eatery. What's this Oliver Twist!?"