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Monday, 1 December 2008

Heather Mills, the former Mrs. Paul McCartney, is suing his Lordship for another ten million dollars over a new CD released just this week.

The CD, entitled "Hot Leg-A Tribute To Heather Mills", according to Sir Paul, is his way of showing the world the wonderful work Heather has done for charity- clearing the world of land mines- and that, even with only one leg Heather is a very sexy woman.

"That's a bunch of crappola", stated Heather. "Here's a list of the songs on the CD, see what you think."


Hot Leg (Title song)
Peggy Sue
These Hoppy Days
Up On Cripple Creek
Lay Off My Blue Suede Shoe
At The Hop
I'm A Sole Man
Foot Loose
She's Got Leg (And Knows How To Use It)
Stump, In The Name Of Love
One-Eyed, One-Legged Purple People Eater
The Foot On The Heel

"The world doesn't know the real Paul", stated Heather. "To them he'll always be the cuddly baby-faced Beatle but Miss Boomer-Bopper has never gotten up in the morning and found her foot nailed to the floor and fallen flat on her face."

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