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Monday, 1 December 2008

Heather Mills, the former Mrs. Paul McCartney, is suing his Lordship for another ten million dollars over a new CD released just this week.

The CD, entitled "Hot Leg-A Tribute To Heather Mills", according to Sir Paul, is his way of showing the world the wonderful work Heather has done for charity- clearing the world of land mines- and that, even with only one leg Heather is a very sexy woman.

"That's a bunch of crappola", stated Heather. "Here's a list of the songs on the CD, see what you think."

HOT LEG- A TRIBUTE TO HEATHER MILLS

Hot Leg (Title song)
Peggy Sue
These Hoppy Days
Up On Cripple Creek
Lay Off My Blue Suede Shoe
At The Hop
I'm A Sole Man
Foot Loose
She's Got Leg (And Knows How To Use It)
Stump, In The Name Of Love
One-Eyed, One-Legged Purple People Eater
The Foot On The Heel

"The world doesn't know the real Paul", stated Heather. "To them he'll always be the cuddly baby-faced Beatle but Miss Boomer-Bopper has never gotten up in the morning and found her foot nailed to the floor and fallen flat on her face."

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