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Topics: Gordon Ramsay

Saturday, 29 November 2008

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Gordon Ramsay was keeping a low profile today after he was caught cheating.

Gordon was in his famous restaurant 'Pétrus' where he was in the process of cooking Roasted Loire Valley foie gras with braised carrots and almond foam with onion gravy, when his wife Tana unexpectedly called in.

To her horror and dismay Gordon was spooning BISTA gravy granules into a saucepan. Gordon, who immediately broke down and admitted he was cheating later told me, "F*****G B****X , My F*****G secrets out, Ive been F*****G using them Bista granules for years, they make much F*****G better gravy than I ever could ."

Later that day Gordon went home to find all his belongings in black F*****G bags in his front garden.

Ahhh Bista!

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