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Topics: Gordon Ramsay

Thursday, 27 November 2008

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The pair were caught by paps in a sex shop buying the orgasm stimulant Anal Night Rate

London - (ReUterus & Sordid Ass Mess): First she shagged former former Conservative Party chairman Jeffrey Archer, then his thieving Brunei mobster counterpart Prince Jefri.

And now blonde bombshell Sarah Symonds is threatening to screw over UK TV chef Gorgon Ramsey, bastard son of former Tory minister and butter-wouldn't-melt-in-his arse serial philanderer Stephen Norris.

Last month Symonds and Ramsey were caught on camera buying the orgasm-inducing drug Anal Nitrate before a torrid night of watersports fun in Soho's Ye Olde Slage Hotel.

The subsequent clean-up bill came to over £10,000 according to reports.

Symonds is now threatening to publish the sex video footage of them cavorting in full throttle.

Meanwhile Ramsey's long-suffering wife Tanya-Backside Gorgon is consulting Princess Di's former divorce lawyers.

Jonathan Ross is 69.

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