Burnley, Lancs - BNP leader Nack Guffin made a controversial speech tonight at Plumb Street Miners Club during which he criticised the whole world for it's response to the global financial crisis.
Guffin said that world leaders response to the crisis was woefully inadequate, and that if the BNP were controlling the corridors of power that all straight and honourable British men would be rewarded for being born by a lifetime bonanza of money for nothing and chicks for free.
Guffin argued that if we sent all the foreign workforce home that there would be plenty of jobs for able bodied Englishmen installing microwave ovens, delivering custom kitchens, moving refrigerators and colour TV's.
At which point, a left wing infiltrator shouted out: 'You've been listening to too many old Dire Straits tracks you prick!'
At which point things turned decidedly ugly so we made our excuses and left.
More if we've got the bottle to go back.