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Topics: Gordon Brown, Banks

Tuesday, 25 November 2008

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Michelle! Michelle! Oh No Michelle!

The Prime Minister got really angry today with bankers who refused to lend customers money despite massive government bailouts.

Singled out for a particularly vitriolic attack was Stan The Bastard's Bank, Building Society, and Pizzeria, of Hartlepool.

The PM was furious to hear that Stan The Bastard's bank were embarking on a course of indiscriminate repossessions.

It has been reported that 17 snails have had their shells repossessed on short notice.
Three tortoises have applied to the High Court in an attempt to prevent their shells being repossessed.

Some dogs are also reported to have left home in panic after their kennels were in danger of repossession.

PM Brown said:

'I fucking hate bankers. You bail the bastards out and this is how they repay you.'

A spokesperson for Stan The Bastard's Bank, Building Society and Pizerria said:

'Screw Gordon Brown. When people owe us money we'll get our bit. Don't you fucking worry.'
More as we get it.

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