London - (Third Reich Mess): A massive neo-Nazi New Slave Labour Party confidence trick is responsible for bankrupting the economy UK Chancellor of the Exchequer Alistair Darling was expected to tell the House of Commons today.
Prime Monster Gorgon Brown had flogged off £250 billion of private assets during his ten year rampage through the Treasury and dumped a whacking great big black hole in public finances onto his hapless successor.
The Spoof's Political Editor said today that pesky Russian oligarchs are behind the scam because they're all related to Joseph Stalin's fetid niece, the Puppet Monarch.
Meanwhile Saturday's Daily Maul (sic) tabloid newspaper was unequivocal who to blame for the currency fiasco:
Meltdown Britain, The Final Insult: Delia's Credit Crunch recipes! it's banner headline roared pointing the finger at daftass Norwich Football Club matriarch and wannabe gastropod Delia Smith.
Alistair darling is 69.