Written by queen mudder
Print this

Monday, 24 November 2008

image for UK is bankrupt Chancellor tells Commons
Top UK primetime liar and Brinks-Matt bullion heist accomplice Alistair Darling

London - (Third Reich Mess): A massive neo-Nazi New Slave Labour Party confidence trick is responsible for bankrupting the economy UK Chancellor of the Exchequer Alistair Darling was expected to tell the House of Commons today.

Prime Monster Gorgon Brown had flogged off £250 billion of private assets during his ten year rampage through the Treasury and dumped a whacking great big black hole in public finances onto his hapless successor.

The Spoof's Political Editor said today that pesky Russian oligarchs are behind the scam because they're all related to Joseph Stalin's fetid niece, the Puppet Monarch.

Meanwhile Saturday's Daily Maul (sic) tabloid newspaper was unequivocal who to blame for the currency fiasco:

Meltdown Britain, The Final Insult: Delia's Credit Crunch recipes! it's banner headline roared pointing the finger at daftass Norwich Football Club matriarch and wannabe gastropod Delia Smith.

Alistair darling is 69.

Make queen mudder's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 5 multiplied by 5?

7 23 6 25
40 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more