London - (Fascist Ass Mess): Princes William and Harry's membership details have appeared on a BNP list published online today.
The young Blackshirts' party donations and related offshore bank accounts had long been the source of pride in the family ever since young Harry donned a Nazi uniform for a pal's birthday celebrations.
Today's news shocked Buckingham Palace and caused Prince Charles to hit out at the disclosure as "a disgraceful act of treachery" by disgruntled former Clarence House staff.
The names of over 12,000 of the Pretender to the Puppet Throne's closest buddies were published on the BNP site including those of Kate Middleton and Chelsy Davy who are listed as "royal relief workers."
Camilla is doubly incontinent.