Written by Mary Popin
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Topics: Fire, Bonfire Night

Wednesday, 19 November 2008

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Guy Fawkes

LONDON WESTMINSTER - Westminster police said a weekend wildfire that destroyed 210 homes and an Indian take away was caused by a bonfire built by Guy Fawkes and his group of young arsonists.

Detective inspector Bill Flame said Tuesday that the 10 drunk people from the homeless shelter thought they saw Guy Fawkes and several others light the bonfire before they left, several boxes of fireworks were also found five miles away in a rubbish bin.

The destructive wildfire erupted about 13 hours after Guy Fawkes and his group left the BBQ area where the bonfire was built.

The Westminster fire burnt more than two dozen sausages and hamburgers.

A local couple are still are hospitalized with critical bun burns they suffered fleeing the site.

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