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Monday, 17 November 2008

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Jackson' lawsuit has heard some hair-raising details about the sordid Yoko Ono stuff

London - (Chiller Mess): The Chrysanthemum Puppet Throne stands in the dock at the Royal Courts of Justice this week accused of a sordid cover-up involving the tribute artiste known as Michael Jackson, Yoko Ono and Japanese Emperor Aki-Shit-Ho.

Jackson, 50, is being sued by Bahraini princeling Sheikh Abdulla Bin Hamad Bin Isa Al-Khalifa over a £4.5 million recording deal that went belly up.

Since 1992 the Thriller crooner has made a successful careeer of impersonating the most successful Jackson Five sibling.

He took on the part after Hilly Clinton's brother Hugh Rodham topped the original Michael Jackson over a dodgy crack cocaine deal in 1982.

And now the Bahraini princelet is hopping mad after failing to get back almost £5 million of the dosh he lavished on the feckless doppelganger.

Evidence heard today alleges this 'Michael Jackson' tribute act was spawned by Yoko Ono and Sordid Arabia's Prince Bandar.

Emperor Aki-Shit-Ho is Ono's half brother.

He is the son of the Chrysanthemum Puppet Throne's World War II Nazi-colluding Emperor Shiwa Hero-Shit-Ho and Empress Ho-Gun Nagako.

Yoko Ono is 75.

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