Written by Clifford Rutley
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Saturday, 15 November 2008

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"And a New World Order This And A New World Order That."

Prominent globalist, British Prime Minister and believer in conspiracy theories, Gordon Brown, did not mention the creation of a New World Order today - not once, not even in private conversation!

This has left many globalists concerned about Gordon - in case he has actually started to grow a pair to stand up against the upcoming tyrannical scientific world dictatorship, which will be run by the ten major banking families that own most central banks and have the power to control everything in the world through their right to be the only ones that can print the fake fiat currency that we all attach so much value to.

"Don't worry,' a prominent member of the Rothschild family told us. 'He's probably just having an off day. I'm sure Gordon will be up bright and early tomorrow morning, telling his wife that the crisis of him loosing his comb behind the sink can be used as a way to bring the world together under a new financial world order.'

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