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Friday, 14 November 2008

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King Charles-izes Mum Pictured recently. "Just so long as he's happy"

In an unprecedented move The Prince of Wales, King Charles, is set to take up the reins at ailing football club, Fulham Wanderers.

Speaking from his London gaff last night the amiable big-eared lad told us:

"Errm...yes...well I just couldn't stand by and watch all that history going down the shitter. The lads is woeful in the final third like, and I adda do sumfink double quick to save 'em from the drop"

Shares in the troubled team rose quickly on the regal news and it's believed that that bloke who looks like John McCrirrick is sniffing around hoping to add the Wanderers to his already bulging portfolio of Manchester City.

But is not all good news down Fulham way. The outgoing manager, Dave Chapp, is seeking to issue a High Court writ attempting to ban the boardroom shenanigans. He released a statement late last night saying:

"I am seeking to issue a High Court writ attempting to ban the boardroom shenanigans"

The Prince's mother, The QE2 commented:

"Just so long as he's happy then I'm happy"

Meanwhile scruffy bearded business magnate, Alvin Shergar, told TheSpoof.com:

"You're all a bunch of bleedin light-weights! You're fired!"

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