London - (Putrid Ass Mess): Internet sprteadbetting index Aintgottaprayer.con has suspended all betting on the likelihood of somebody shooting TV chatshow host Jonathan Ross.
The move follows further seedy revelations about phone-sex shenanigans at the BBC involving the forthcoming Children 'N' Weed charity funraiser that the daftass presenter's blood father Terry Wogan was to have hosted.
At the weekend betting on Barack Obama's assassination was also suspended although all opinion polls have shown that Ross is more likely to take a hit than the new President Elect.
"Unless of course Mrs O finds out some filthy stuff about her husband and UK comedica Russell Brand, Sacha Baron Cohen and the Eliot Spitzer's Holy Roman Emperor VIP Shagging Club," an Aintogottaprayer.con source commented.
Drive-by shooting season traditional starts soon after Thanksgiving Day.