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Saturday, 8 November 2008

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Space boffins to win every Lottery draw forever

Scientists who have spent the last 20 years looking further and further out into space in order to understand what happened billions of years ago, have announced a stunning new discovery.

By turning the Hubble Telescope round a bit, astonished boffins realised that it was no longer looking back in time - but instead was looking forward into the future.

"It was simply amazing", said one excited star-gazer. "Instead of us looking at all that boring dust and gas and stuff, we could clearly see Crystal Palace in the Champions League final, and David Beckham was Secretary of State for Education. Even better - we've now got all the winning Lottery numbers up till the year 2035, although it was difficult having to watch and listen to Dale Winton over 3,000 times just to get them."

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