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Saturday, 8 November 2008

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The Opus Dei inquisitor enetrated Baillie's birth-mother in a Spanish Inquisition-style interrogation

London - (OMFG! Mess): London's top Opus Dei pastor has been identified as the blood-father who spawned 'Satanic Sluts' stripper Georgina Baillie.

His former North London parishioners say they were excommunicated after claiming the Opus Dei inquisitor penetrated Baillie's birth-mother in a Spanish Iniquisition-style interrogation about birth control preferences back in 1984.

"No wonder the child was born stark raving bonkers," was their only comment today as the BBC's Russell Brand phone-sex shambles continued to rage unabated.

The seedy Opus Dei organization was banned in London over 25 years ago after being outed as the financial backers of the sordid Children of God molester brothel.

It has since become fashionable again after donating £25 million to the New Labour Party.

Margaret Thatcher is their patron saint.

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