A man in Tunbridge Wells has said how happy the recent story about Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross made him.
'Oh, that was a good week, that was' said Mr Steve Tingy. 'Not only did I get to complain, I also had to wait in a queue on the phone to do so. It was so exciting I did it about 7 times a day for those 8 days. I don't know what the wife will say, but I had my fun then, I did'
Mr Tingy never buys a pint though. Neighbour Philip Getmegoat said: 'He's always complaining that man, always. He's always on that phone, complaining about something. And then he complains about the phone bill afterwards, and that is why he never buys a pint for anyone'
'Oh look, Jeremy Clarkson said something now. Where is my phone?' said Mr Tingy as we left him to his life.