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Wednesday, 5 November 2008

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Oh, it's you again Mr Stingy, how are you today? What do you wish to complain about this time?

A man in Tunbridge Wells has said how happy the recent story about Russell Brand and Jonathan Ross made him.

'Oh, that was a good week, that was' said Mr Steve Tingy. 'Not only did I get to complain, I also had to wait in a queue on the phone to do so. It was so exciting I did it about 7 times a day for those 8 days. I don't know what the wife will say, but I had my fun then, I did'

Mr Tingy never buys a pint though. Neighbour Philip Getmegoat said: 'He's always complaining that man, always. He's always on that phone, complaining about something. And then he complains about the phone bill afterwards, and that is why he never buys a pint for anyone'

'Oh look, Jeremy Clarkson said something now. Where is my phone?' said Mr Tingy as we left him to his life.

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