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Tuesday, 4 November 2008

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The Queen Mum, in her youth

After the news that scientists have been able to produce a clone from a frozen dead animal, TheSpoof.com has learned of plans to clone the Queen Mother.

Due to the falling popularity of the Monarchy over the last decade, big wigs within the palace have been looking at ways to gain the public's backing. After ruling out having the Prince Phillip enter the Big Brother Celebrity edition after Jade Goodies Racist remarks, alternative ideas have been sought.

A palace official who wished to remain anonymous was quoted as saying, 'I told Mummy if we cloned Granny I could film the whole thing for My TV Company'.

How a newly cloned Queen Mother would raise the appeal of the Monarchy was in question until the source told us, 'you're kidding right? After she died last time the monarchy was popular again, all we have to do is bring her back and make her snuff it again. If we make a few we can do this for years'.

Asked why not bring someone back who was more popular like Princess Diana, a palace official replied, 'You're fucking joking! She was a nightmare crazy bitch who fucked Arabs.'

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