Written by queen mudder
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this

Monday, 3 November 2008

image for Black(ish) man in the White House? Over one's dead body!
Hark back to the glory days!

London - (Royal Ass Mess): The Third Reich's Puppet Monarch is foaming at the mouth today ahead of poll findings predicting a Barack Obama landslide on November 4th.

Old Fatty Mountbatten already blames "anti-slavery liberals", the breakup of the Colonies and of the Empire for her wretched stockmarket losses of more than £100 million.

And now the prospect of "some jumped up mulatto and his quadroon spawn" - as Prince Philip has described Gen Colon Bowel's son Barack Obama - elbowing out "perfectly adequate" GOP blowhards like the McCain/Palin dreamticket is making her extremely edgy.

"Of course it will mean locking up all One's crown jewels and family silver if that darkie chap ever comes to London on a State Visit," Hitler's feckless daughter was heard blubbering today as Buckingham Palace doctors upped her anti-psychotic medication.

"This American election will be the death of me!"

Make queen mudder's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story

Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 1 plus 5?

5 25 6 12
48 readers are online right now!

Go to top