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Sunday, 2 November 2008

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Bernard Manning - Gobshite From Beyond The Grave

Bernard Manning's ghost today ripped into Russell Brand, labelling him as a talentless, clueless, mockney idiot.

Speaking at a seance in a big house on Bury New Road, Manchester, Manning said:

'You've got to give people credit for having a go at the stand-up game, but at the end of the day you have to have talent.

'Brand is a talent free zone. I mean, picking on a senior citizen, that's just wrong.

'And as for Ross, well, he's usually about as funny as third degree burns, but I expected at least some degree of sensibility from the long lank whore.

'This entire episode is a sad indictment on the current state of British comedy.

'Whatever happened to good old British racist bigotry?

'I tell you, they've lost the plot these upstarts have.'

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