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Saturday, 1 November 2008

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The Queen - A Bit Too Old To Be Flapping Her Baps Out

Buckingham Palace, London, England - Her Royal Highness Queen Elizabeth The Second has declined an offer to join the Satanic Sluts dance troupe.

In a statement issued from the palace the reasons given were that HRH is knocking on a bit and that certain anatomical features were said to be heading in a southerly direction.

'Not a pretty sight, trust me' a palace spokesman said. 'Stretch marks and jowls just don't cut the mustard in the twenty first century. Besides that, you could land a Harrier jump jet on her arse.

'And while we're at it (at it at it) you bastards are only looking for another angle on the Russell Brand/Jonathan Ross story.

'That story has been milked to death already.

'Get a life why don't you.'

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