In a spectacular twist, Jonathan Ross today was rumoured to have had high level crisis talks with Gary Glitter about how to deal with the current scandal. Glitter resisted temptations to comment for fear of reprisals at being seen with the disgraced BBC presenter.
A well know reporter was quoted as saying "This really is the final child for Gary Glitter. His publicist has worked effortlessly to raise his profile in the Far East and after a successful campaign and return to the UK he really is tempting fate getting into bed with Ross. This whole sordid affair could really bring Glitter's PR come back to a grinding halt. He should stick to what he knows best."
Although in his defence Ross does have an IQ of an 11 year old.