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Tuesday, 28 October 2008

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Ross agrees that Brand can get deep

British Comic Actor Andrew Sachs who entertained millions with his sympathetic portrayal of Faulty Towers' Manuel the Mexican Drunk Suicidal Chef agreed to have his intelligence tested while in his old character. The same study included IQ exams of shock jocks Brand and Ross.

Results showed that even an elderly inebriated and death wishing Manuel scored higher than the brash youngsters allowed to spew offensive inanity on the air waves.

IQ expert Q. Bert reported that even in an impaired state Manuel achieved above average intelligence and blew a 2.0 in a Breathalyzer. Brand and Ross on the other hand who insisted on being tested while conjoined at the lap region could reach no higher than profoundly retarded even when their scores were added together.

Brand reassured Ross from the back seat that at least, he was deep!

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