A male cleaner at the Cryogenics Laboratory (Disneyland University, Florida) is recovering in intensive care tonight after being scared half to death by none other than Walt Disney, the famous animator and deer hunter.
The man, known affectionately to his colleagues as sneezy, was cleaning the cryo-pod room when he heard a tapping on one of the doors. Upon investigating he found that the noise was coming from the pod containing the body of Walt Disney. Concerned that another cleaner (grumpy or dozy) might be locked in there again he opened the door using his skeleton key.
Paramedics at the scene confirmed that a man, thought to be a cleaner, was taken to the ER room and treated for severe shock and hayfever.
The body of Walt Disney has still not been found but experts believe that its only a matter of time before he is re-captured. Dr Matt Groening of the Simpson Institute of cryogenics said, "A frozen corpse, will always head south in search of a warm climate. It is imperative that Mr Disney is captured before he reaches Mexico and freedom."
Meanwhile a candle-lit vigil will be held at the Disneyland Cathedral until the great man is found and re-frozen.