Written by Les Uirely
Print this
Topics: Drugs, Cocaine

Sunday, 26 October 2008

image for White Lines Appalled By Negative Connotations
Police called to the scene of a cocaine-fuelled riot in Mudchute disappointed by the white lines they found

A series of white road markings in Mudchute, London have spoken out against the negative image that cocaine has given them. The issue arose after police were called to a supposedly drug-addled mania which turned out to be a series of freshly painted road markings or 'white lines'.

One of the victims of the events at Mudchute suggested: "Yellow lines have been introduced to alleviate this confusion, but this isn't an appropriate solution. We have done nothing illegal and yet we are the ones asked to make the change." However, trials in Columbia failed after the introduction of coloured cocaine lured children to the drug.

Other victims of this kind of misrepresentation have been found on tennis and football courts as well as on chalk boards.

Make Les Uirely's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 4 plus 3?

2 11 22 7
42 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more