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Thursday, 23 October 2008

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What's Goin' on 'ere Then?

Shoppers in Swindon looked on in amazement yesterday afternoon as a man brandishing a toy gun ran through the city centre bobbing and weaving, taking cover behind litter bins, and firing off imaginary bullets at imaginary targets.

The man sparked quite a scare as he ran into Woolworth's firing off imaginary bullets, where one customer sustained a sprained wrist whilst ducking for cover behind the Pick n Mix counter.

Some minutes later the man appeared in a multi-storey car park firing imaginary bullets at imaginary targets whilst shouting 'ka-pow! Bang Bang!' etc.

The man later vanished into the anonymity of the mean streets of Swindon not to be seen again.

A spokesperson from Swindon Police Station commented: 'I haven't a clue what you're talking about, I only come in here to service the vending machines. I'm not a proper copper.'

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