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Tuesday, 21 October 2008

image for Osborne: "I didn't ask oligarch for sex!"
Gay? Osborne went to the extraordinary length of marrying a woman to back up his pubic stance

London - (Kerb-crawling Mess): Former Bullingdon Club toff and Tory shadow chancellor George Osborne has has hit out at reports that he solicited Russian oligarch Oleg Derry-Press-Carr and has said it was the billionaire slimebag who offered him fifty grand for a blow job.

Osborne, 69, has long fought claims about his sexuality and even went to the extraordinary length of marrying a woman to back up his pubic stance.

His colorful image got a bit of a gleam in 2007 when an old junkie slapper called 'Jennifer Shackleton' published a photo of herself and Osborne snorting cocaine in bed together.

Osborne famously hit back saying that 'Nathalie', as he calls he,r is a whopping great big liar.

But today another 'Nathalie' - banker (sic) Nathaniel Rothschild - wrote an indignant lettter to The Spoof! claiming he was present when Osborne propositioned the Russian.

The mystery deepens.

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