London - (Kerb-crawling Mess): Former Bullingdon Club toff and Tory shadow chancellor George Osborne has has hit out at reports that he solicited Russian oligarch Oleg Derry-Press-Carr and has said it was the billionaire slimebag who offered him fifty grand for a blow job.
Osborne, 69, has long fought claims about his sexuality and even went to the extraordinary length of marrying a woman to back up his pubic stance.
His colorful image got a bit of a gleam in 2007 when an old junkie slapper called 'Jennifer Shackleton' published a photo of herself and Osborne snorting cocaine in bed together.
Osborne famously hit back saying that 'Nathalie', as he calls he,r is a whopping great big liar.
But today another 'Nathalie' - banker (sic) Nathaniel Rothschild - wrote an indignant lettter to The Spoof! claiming he was present when Osborne propositioned the Russian.
The mystery deepens.