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Friday, 17 October 2008

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Sad Times On Corrie But Pewty Denies Involvement

Neasden - Arthur Pewty, alleged hard-man and Neasden mob boss was tonight detained by MI6 officers over the death of Liam in Coronation Street.

As he was whisked away handcuffed in an unmarked fire engine by grim faced MI6 agents, Pewty declared:
'What's this all about? He's not really dead, he's an actor in a TV soap opera for God's sake. Besides which, he was killed in Manchester and I'm down here in Neasden.

'Anybody with half a brain knows that the real culprit is that Tony. You should never trust them Jocks. And that John weirdo is so obviously holding Rosie Webster hostage. Yet the authorities choose yet again to single me out. It's a fucking outrage.

'I've told the world, I am not a gangster, I work twelve hour shifts in a factory.'

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