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Wednesday, 15 October 2008

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"Ahh, this brings back memories."

Clara Meadmore the "105 year old virgin" has been exposed as Eva Braun, the former lover of all round Nazi fruit loop Adolf Hitler.

In an exclusive we can reveal today that Meadmore who has actually resided in the UK since late 1945 after the staged suicide of "Addy" as she described him in an exclusive interview.

Meadmore said Churchill won me in a game of internet poker with Addy and I was packed up with the Holy Grail and sent of to Blighty as part of the agreed surrender arranged through website luckypokerlostmydosh.web

"Churchill" had me a change of I.d sorted right away and I was his bit on the side whenever Mrs C had a headache. Over the years because of the surgery I have aged a bit.

"I was really born in 1915 but a blindish bloke did my id in stalaggreatescape for Churchill and he made me appear 12 years older than I was."

Meadmore said of Addy, "I don't really think he knew what all the Nazi stuff was about he just got swept away in the movement he was a really shy guy on the side and very caring about me.

"I don't know where this virgin bit came from other than last years virgin club malagagrabaslag 18-108 holiday. Oh Zeig Heil that was a tear up i was walking like a constipated dog for a month after that".

Meadmore now admits she will serve life for her part in the final solution though she did add, "I don't think I'll be hanging on long schweinhund"

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