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Topics: Scotland, Royalty

Monday, 13 October 2008

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Corpsy necro Queen Mary of Jockland

MSP's called today for the return of the rotten mouldy corpse of Mary Queen of Scots executed on the orders of caring cousin Lizzie in 1587.

The Scottish money grabbing drunkard MPs, including Composer James MacMillan and Lib Dem MSP Hugh O'Donnellin, making an attempt to shore up the Northern alcohol based economy, called for the return of the stinky queens body from its proper trophy residence at Westminster abbey due to its high value asset value to Scotland.

Pseudo Scottish PM Gordon Brown was quoted as saying "When I complete the devolution destruction of Great Britain Hic Hic where's the scotch? It will provide a second tourist attraction to bring the crowds to our great third world second rate northern rubbish tip alongside McTavishes Mars Bar chippie and Brothel drive thru."

Scottish Queens were said to be up in arms at the new competition Head of transgender Scotland Mary McBigballs said "bet she hasnee balls like me pal!"

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