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Sunday, 12 October 2008

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This latest effigy is very flattering.

Gordon Brown leads the world by nationalising the UK banking system reports ratters.

Son of a minister Gordon Brown is seen as the "Messiah" as the world economic nears meltdown.

"I had no option," Gordon stated. "Money is the root of all evil and we will have to look at new ways of trading."

One option is to nationalise all banks ratters reported earlier and go back to the barter system. It would be like giant supermarkets in each town where one guy could grow spuds and swap them for eggs.

"Sure it may get complicated," stated Gordon, "but no more complicated than margin calls options and short selling. "

All eyes will be on the markets tomorrow and you can bet your life investors will be coming out of financial stocks and stocking up on food seen as safe haven in these troubled times.

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