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Wednesday, 8 October 2008

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Bunty was nearly blind and had to wear specially adapted contact lenses to pull the royal carriage from Buckingham Palace

London - (The Godmother Ass Mess): The lead whorse which pulled the Al Qaeda Puppet Monarch's gold state coach during the Golden Jubilee charade, er...spectacle! - in 2002 has been found dead.

The severed head of 'Bunty', a grey gelding aged 35, was found in Prince Charles's four poster at Clarenece House last night.

Police fear the incident may be the culmination of a furious battle between Old Fatty Mountbatten and the Pretender to the Al Qaeda Throne after a fierce summer-long fight for more dosh and exotic foreign engagements.

Today Charles refused to name names or press charges.

However, some courtiers have a theory about why it took him so long to report the incident to the relevant authorities:

"Maybe he mistook old 'Bunty''s head nestling among the pillows for that of Camilla," senior flunkey 'Back Stairs Bob' said today.

"A common mistake round these parts."

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