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Sunday, 5 October 2008

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Digital Lie ordered to Blog Off

Reality TV Queen Jade Goody has put up with much personal abuse over the years but has always endured it with good grace. However, her patience finally ran out today with a court order cutting the media bully 'Digital Lie' down to size.

The site owners have been given 24 hours to shut the site down, or face up to 7 years in prison.

The move comes after months of speculation about Jade Goody's health, and her cancer treatment. It had been claimed by 'Digital Lie' Forum liars that Jade's recent 8 hour hysterectomy operation did not take place. Instead they stated that Jade went into a private hospital merely to relieve trapped wind following a bad curry.

The Indian Government are also concerned about the lack of respect for their recent visitor. Jade Goody is highly regarded in India following her recent participation in the Indian TV show Bigg Boss. The Indian Prime Minister has asked the UK for assurances that Britain is a Nation of fairness and tolerance.

A spokesman for 'Digital Lie' was not available for comment, however their popular and charismatic contributor Jennifer Williams summed up the situation. "Most of our member act responsibly, but the 'Digital Lie' site moderators are a spineless bunch of wankers."

Today Jade was relaxing with friends following her latest bout of chemo-therapy. Her agent Max Clifford commented 'Naturally Jade is relieved by the good news, and looking forward to appearing in Christmas Panto if she's well enough.

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