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Thursday, 2 October 2008

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No, my speech really won't be that long......

In a shocking admission at the Conservative Party Conference, as well as congratulating himself for most of the speech Dave 'Man of the People' Cameron claimed 'Gordon Brown's not a bad bloke really'

There were gasps and a silence as these words were uttered by the Public Schoolboy with his insincere smile. He went onto claim that he had adopted many of his character traits and mannerisms from Tony Blair, and said that the country needed a change.

The Conservative Conference sold out Birmingham Symphony Hall this year. Thirty years ago, they sold out the country, oh how things change.

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