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Wednesday, 1 October 2008

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Katie Price came a cropper earlier today when shares in her clothes-horse business plummeted after several related accidents across the UK.

Katie aka model Jordan unveiled her "horse couture" range earlier this week, which basically involved dressing horses up in pink shiny blankets, furry leggings and satin mini's.

Surprisingly a few young girls actually bought the stuff, resulting in seven accidents across the UK. Drivers have reported being blinded on bends by the shiny horse blankets, drivers braking sharply on seeing a horse in a mini-dress and pink fur clogging windscreen wipers in driving rain.

Katie said earlier today,"Look, I just think up this crap and someone else markets it, don't blame me if it goes tits-up.. Is that a camera?... oi, I'm doing a range of adult doctors instruments in pink next year, pink stethoscopes, bum funnels, muff-covers, scalpels, trolleys, you name it! I'm calling it,"a nipple a day keeps the doctor away."

When asked what had inspired her new pink doctor's range, she said, "these tits don't come cheap you know," gesturing towards husband Peter Andre and family.

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