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Sunday, 28 September 2008

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Phil's takes viagra

Sources close to the palace have revealed today that HRH Prince Philip (103) has changed his viagra supplier. Not only has he abandoned his prescription supplies from Boots but has insisted on using a foreign generic brand.

HRH has been overheard to say that although Sir Crysler Stiffingbloom (Consultant physician) was happy to prescribe 4 Viagra a week firstly "it wasn't enough and secondly at four squid each they were too bally expensive"

Phil was given the nod by Grandson Harry (12) that he could get Generic viagra on the internet at only 90p per tablet ( if bought by the hundred).

Apparently HRH is overjoyed at the potential saving and increase in sexual activity this affords.
The new supplier (in India) Suhunjab Patrabandli can apparently produce generic viagra at rock bottom prices but his company policy is not to reveal the actual ingredients of each tablet.

A Sun reporter (Aby Whineberger) approached HRH for an exclusive at the gates of Windsor Castle Berkshire but instead of an exclusive interview he received a stream of verbal ad racist abuse followed by a face full of Corgie droppings.

HM Queen was not available to comment.

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