Written by tishtosh
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Saturday, 27 September 2008

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Jetman Approaching Dover

Heroic Jetman, Yves Rossy, the man who crossed the English Channel using only a jet pack, has been arrested for bringing illegal immigrants into the country strapped to his back.

Rossy claimed he was unaware he had sixteen Kurds bound to his back during his ten minute flight. Shockingly, it is also believed that he was originally carrying up to twenty two immigrants but it is thought he ditched six of them over heavy shipping lanes due to turbulence threatening the success of the historic flight.

Jetman will be brought before magistrates to face charges.

He will be the first Superhero ever to be charged with people trafficking.

SHIT (Super Heros Involved Today), the union that represents superheros, has expressed its disappointment in Jetman.

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