A new comparison website is being launched today to help members of the public go about their business.
www.haveapooh.com offers web surfers the chance to compare the costs of going to a public toilet in many cities and towns throughout England.
As well as comparing the price of admission, users can click a box whether they require hard or soft toilet paper, whether they prefer paper hand towels or a hot air hand drier, and whether the toilet admits anyone by the name of George Michael.
Launching the website, Managing Director Tommy Stools said:
"We think we are on to a winner here!
"The public are often handed a raw deal when it come to spending a penny. For example, pub owners don't take too kindly to shoppers furtively glancing around as if they have ordered a drink or pub meal when in fact, all they come in for is to relieve themselves having consumed too much cheap coffee from nasty fast food outlets."