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Saturday, 27 September 2008

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Enviro plane and launch system unveiled.

BA have unveiled plans to replace its short haul fleet with a range of environmentally friendly planes.

The new planes will be made from recycled paper and powered using a revolutionary 'human arm launching' system.

A BA spokesman said "We have recruited a team of javelin throwers to propel the planes. This will lead to a dramatic reduction in noise pollution and greenhouse gasses."

There are concerns that the new planes may be less than accurate and difficult to control in flight however, BA were convinced that the extensive trials that have taken place were succesful enough to plan a mass rollout.

A team of origami experts have been recruited to design and build the new planes.

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