After it being announced at the Labour Party Conference that poor children would have free internet at home the Tory party have hit back.
They are disgusted that poor children will be given free access to the internet as this could help them to learn and potentially make more of their lives!
The Conservative party instead have announced that every rich and privileged child will be given a poor and hopefully stupid child.
The idea behind this is that the poor child will be constantly bullied and kept at below intelligence levels. This should then hopefully keep the rich, poor gap at a decent divide.
A Conservative spokesman Lord Bryce-Henson-Gerald-Phipps the third, commented "poor people are poor for a reason and this is typical of the Labour Party to think about poor people"
It is not clear when the policy will come into affect.