London - (Ass Mess): In yet another totally crap idea the sinister Nazi cover-up cult Opus Dei is leaning on 10 Drowning Street to let Catholics sit on the Throne again.
A campaign by ex-UK Prime Monster Tony Blair's personal father confessor Fr Michael V Seedy is angling for a complete hystery re-write.
It wants a whitewash job on England's first Nazi monarch Bloody Mary.
Her Spanish Inquisition-driven blood lust rampage inspired myriad future tyrants like Napoleon, Franco, Mussolini, Hitler, General Pinochet and Sarah Palin.
Blair, 69, has been a longtime KGB agent and Vatican stooge even before his 1981 coronation as head of the IRA Army Council.
He took up official Holy Orders in December 2007 after leaving orifice in a done deal with Hitler's Pope Joe Ratzinger which was to pave the way for a fully elected UK monarchy.
Having lost a recent succession argument that would have seen him chosen as the next Pope Blair is now hoping to get elected King of England.
"The whole think stinks," a Hellfire Club source muttered today.