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Thursday, 25 September 2008

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Sarah Brown, wife of the UK prime minister Gordon Brown today revealed that her husband has got a huge cock.

Speaking on Radio 4's show 'Desert Island Discs', she revealed that Gordon had been keeping chickens since his childhood.

Mrs Brown revealed how Gordon likes to keep chickens in the garden of 10 Downing Street. When being the prime minister gets a "bit too stressful" he likes nothing more than to disappear in to the garden and throw corn to his chickens.

She also revealed how Gordon had recently raised a clutch of chicks, including one male chick who had now grown to be a very large cockerel indeed.

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