London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): A reclusive UK billionaire has spent an estimated $10 million on a spoof Obama advertising campaign on London Underground.
It features the future US President, upcoming UK Prime Monster David Cameron and the CERN large hard-on collider outside 10 Drowning Street.
A nearby statue of Sir Winston Churchill is seen weeping tears of blood.
"It must be a trailer ad for the next series of Heroes," a London commuter said today.
"I expect both men get a starring cameo role in Heroes 5 where they get to shag Hayden Panettiere senseless.
"She then conceives uterine twin sons who have even weirder alien powers - like being able to borrow $50 trillion from the Chinese to save future Wall Street corruption cover-ups."
From his secretive Mayfair mansion reclusive multi-billionaire Prof V Smart said today:
"Caught you at the gates of hell, Joseph Ratzinger!"