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Thursday, 25 September 2008

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The large hard-on collider himself

London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): A reclusive UK billionaire has spent an estimated $10 million on a spoof Obama advertising campaign on London Underground.

It features the future US President, upcoming UK Prime Monster David Cameron and the CERN large hard-on collider outside 10 Drowning Street.

A nearby statue of Sir Winston Churchill is seen weeping tears of blood.

"It must be a trailer ad for the next series of Heroes," a London commuter said today.

"I expect both men get a starring cameo role in Heroes 5 where they get to shag Hayden Panettiere senseless.

"She then conceives uterine twin sons who have even weirder alien powers - like being able to borrow $50 trillion from the Chinese to save future Wall Street corruption cover-ups."

From his secretive Mayfair mansion reclusive multi-billionaire Prof V Smart said today:

"Caught you at the gates of hell, Joseph Ratzinger!"

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