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Thursday, 25 September 2008

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UK no longer drags its feet!New opportunities to become Queens

In its 2,000 year old history, the Roman Catholic Church continues to deny herstory! Not so on the island of John Bull. Merry old England has denied Catholics and first born ladies a shot at the crown for a mere 300 years and now that all appears over.

The very Catholic women who can never be even a parish deacon on the Italian side of the Tiber can now become the royal majesty of England. Advocates for RC women's ordination of swimming the Tiber to the English side in the hope that their many Catholic girl children will be sired by a prince's princox.

Bloody Mary Kelly paddled across the Irish Sea utilizing her generous bosoms as flotation devices:" Here I come your Princes of England! If I'd stayed on the Emerald Isle all my Marys and Maggies could be were just another Cathlick Mick. Now they may be Queen!"

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