PM wife Sarah brown attacked critics who are claiming that her hubbie Gordie is suffering from PMS.
"Gordon is a PM with no S about him. Sure the boyo gets a little grouchy from time to time but who wouldn't what with the whole of England collapsing about him. Not that he has had anything to do with it, thanks to Tony Blair as his love affair with Bush's war qand failed banking policies.
"If Gordo gets a bit irritable, let me be the first to take responsibility. I confess that I've never been much aroused by a failure and so if he's going about miffed, it's probably a touch of DSB, That's Dreaded Sperm Backup. And I promise all of England and swear to St George that I will be a better wife pretty soon!"