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Tuesday, 23 September 2008

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Lehman Bros poor ass investment prospects

The future has fascinated and ultimately eluded those who would seek to know its secrets. Simon Hogwarts, The Guardian of London's sorcerer in chief has ventured onto the thin ice of political prediction in reference to PMS Gordie Brown and his recent spate of governmental grouchiness.

Sorcerer/Newsman Hogwarts explained0 that when he peers into the ball Gordie don't look too good.

"This is the best he's looked for days and when I turn the pages of the future, so to speak, our boyoo makes Bush look like a Redwood. Mind you, I have been wrong before, but betting on Gordie Brown would be like buying shares in Freddie, Fannie, Merril and Lehman and his poor ass brothers!"

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