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Friday, 19 September 2008

Team GB returned home to a tumultuous reception and were met at Heathrow Airport by Gordon Brownose!

They came second in the Para Olympics with a Tally of 102 medals.

China won first place with 211 medals. However what is not widely known is that the team from Saudi Arabia were initially placed second with 119 medals but they were all disqualified when it was revealed that the "Whole, Complete" Team were convicted criminals. This has been strongly condemned by their government who said the Olympic committee were all Shi'tes, unlike themselves.

Team China was also investigated after rumours, later proved to be "Cheasonous Lestern Lies" that team members were "persuaded" to become criminals.

Team America was missing, believed in North Korea treating a sick Dear Leader.

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